I told my friend Rosey that Jack’s new flat has a stained glass window.
‘Has he tried cleaning it with Windowlene?’ she asked.
No Rosey, it’s…’
‘It removed a stubborn red wine stain from my best glass, but it made my Pinot Grigio taste like pee …’
‘Rosey’, I interrupted, ‘it’s like a picture made of pieces of coloured glass‘.
‘What is?’ she asked.
‘His stained glass win…’
‘He could try vinegar, that cleans glass too. Perhaps I should have used that on my wine glass, but then my Pinot Grigio would’ve tasted like pickled gherkins!’
I gave up.
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Jean L. Hays or the picture.