A short story …

for Friday Fictioneers

 

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I’d love to be a spy!  I’d sit in a cafe reading a newspaper with a hole in it to peep through. 

I could disguise myself with a false beard and moustache and carry a big magnifying glass.  I could even dress as a woman!

I’d pretend to be a window cleaner and peer into people’s rooms, make phone calls with a handkerchief over the mouthpiece and put on funny accents.  I’d have a camera in my collar and a recorder in my hat.

One day I’d be a delivery driver, another a repairman.

But it’ll never happen.  Fun to imagine though!

 

 

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75 thoughts on “A short story …

  1. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough June 17, 2020 / 14:30

    A delightful dream! And no need for disguise–my friends tell me that a senior can go everywhere incognito ’cause no one ever really sees you.
    But when I see your clever little frog adaptations, I really think you should be a cartoonist. They don’t get captured and tortured and dumped in a shark-infested bay like spies do.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 18, 2020 / 09:00

      A very good point Christine! Don’t worry, I make sure my frogs come to no harm!

  2. Dragon Warrior's avatar Dragon Warrior June 17, 2020 / 14:31

    Ooh, it’s such a fun story. But though it’s fun, being a spy that is, you can risk your life 😉

  3. Denise D Hammond's avatar Denise D Hammond June 17, 2020 / 15:10

    When I was visiting Vienna several years ago I got to speaking with another American tourist. Her husband had been in the US diplomatic corps in some South American country and she was recruited to ‘snoop’ when she was with the wives of the South American diplomats. You know, kids playing on the swings and moms chit chatting. Sounds like your kinda dame, lol.

  4. Annalisa Crawford's avatar Annalisa Crawford June 17, 2020 / 15:17

    To be honest, you only need a pair of glasses for disguise – it works for Superman and Wonder Woman! 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 18, 2020 / 09:05

      I don’t think my spy would be quite at their level! Cheers Annalisa.

  5. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly June 17, 2020 / 15:50

    You could do all that stuff without being a spy… It may get you into some bother though! 😉

  6. Sadje's avatar Sadje June 17, 2020 / 16:20

    It is fun to imagine!
    Good one Keith

      • Sadje's avatar Sadje June 18, 2020 / 13:26

        You’re welcome 😉

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 18, 2020 / 09:08

      On reflection, I think you are right! Cheers Susan.

  7. Dale's avatar Dale June 17, 2020 / 19:48

    Why not? So many possibilities when you let your mind go!

      • Dale's avatar Dale June 18, 2020 / 10:38

        😊

  8. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli June 17, 2020 / 22:09

    God’s greatest gift to humans is the capacity to love. The second greatest is imagination. Fun story, Keith.

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli June 18, 2020 / 21:48

        You are welcome.

  9. Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda June 18, 2020 / 00:56

    Now I don’t know … ARE you only imagining? … 😉

      • Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda June 18, 2020 / 15:37

        LOL! Well then, then … 😉

  10. larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti June 18, 2020 / 00:59

    Hey everyone wants to be Kim Philby for a day, or at least maybe Maxwell Smart~

    • ceayr's avatar ceayr June 18, 2020 / 21:19

      No one from the UK wants to be Kim Philby

      • larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti June 18, 2020 / 21:28

        Considering whose side he was on, it’s a good thing he doesn’t have a fan club

  11. justjoyfulness's avatar justjoyfulness June 18, 2020 / 12:05

    Fun to imagine without the dangers of actually doing it 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 19, 2020 / 10:00

      I am but I’ve not seen it for years. I might just watch it tonight! Thanks Rochelle.

  12. Sandra's avatar Sandra June 18, 2020 / 14:04

    A good a way as any to pass the time.

  13. Liz Young's avatar Liz Young June 18, 2020 / 16:52

    Your boyhood dreams of derring-do are showing!

  14. granonine's avatar granonine June 18, 2020 / 17:31

    Your world should be concerned for its privacy if your imagination ever comes true 🙂

  15. draliman's avatar draliman June 18, 2020 / 18:56

    I’m sure the reality wouldn’t live up to the hype!

  16. plaridel's avatar plaridel June 18, 2020 / 20:16

    have you ever considered thoughts are things? all that’s needed is follow through. 🙂

  17. ceayr's avatar ceayr June 18, 2020 / 21:20

    From what I hear you already peer rather too much into people’s rooms!
    Naughty step for you, Keith

  18. messymimi's meanderings's avatar messymimi's meanderings June 19, 2020 / 01:44

    Imagination is a wonderful thing, and probably a lot more fun than the reality.

  19. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan June 19, 2020 / 10:11

    Great fun the imagination here, a sort of schoolboy dream, perhaps. Or else you have been watching too many Peter Seller film.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 20, 2020 / 09:06

      You can never watch too many Peter Sellers films! Not now Kato…

  20. wmqcolby's avatar wmqcolby June 19, 2020 / 13:45

    I watch a lot, and I mean a LOT of the old Mission: Impossible series. I have the first four years and some episodes I remember from childhood. I feel the same way myself. Maybe that’s why you write! Good stuff, Keith! Nicely done. Five out of five IMF’s.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 20, 2020 / 09:03

      You’ve spurred me to have a look at MI again! Thanks so much for your kind words – and my reward!

  21. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar Brenda's Thoughts June 19, 2020 / 14:10

    Love your ISpy frog, Keith. Fun imaginings. I want a camera in my collar and a recorder in my hat too!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 20, 2020 / 08:59

      You’d certainly hear and see a few things your eyes might have missed! Cheers Brenda.

  22. Gabriella's avatar Gabriella June 19, 2020 / 18:05

    Great take on the prompt! I believe we have all dreamt of spying on people, whether total strangers or people we know. I am glad not too many act on their fantasies though.

  23. Gabriella's avatar Gabriella June 19, 2020 / 22:24

    Great take on the prompt! I believe we have all dreamt of spying on people, whether total strangers or people we know. I am glad not too many of us act on their fantasies though.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 20, 2020 / 08:42

      I’m sure we have, I can personally think of several occasions! Thanks Gabriella.

  24. Inside the Mind of Isadora's avatar Inside the Mind of Isadora June 20, 2020 / 16:32

    It looks like he’s thought it all out but needs a little confidence.
    At least, he’s having fun imagining all of it.
    I enjoyed this tale, Keith. Have a great weekend.
    Isadora 😎

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings June 23, 2020 / 13:29

      I had such a great weekend that I got behind on acknowledging my comments! Thanks so much Isadora.

      • Inside the Mind of Isadora's avatar Inside the Mind of Isadora June 23, 2020 / 15:43

        It’s nice to know your enjoying your days … perhaps, something to think about continuing. Your very welcome, Keith. : )

  25. Mike's avatar Mike June 21, 2020 / 12:53

    What a fantasy, and a useful one for a fiction writer.

  26. Moumita De Sarkar's avatar Moumita De Sarkar June 21, 2020 / 14:03

    There is absolutely no harm in daydreaming. Carry on 🙂

  27. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell June 22, 2020 / 22:39

    Ah, lots more what ifs to ponder. Sounds like games I would play as a kid… bet its more fun as an adult haha

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