I like proper telephones with curly cables. I feel more connected to the person the other end. It’s like having them on a leash!
I got myself a cheap mobile yesterday. Just now it beeped. Vibrated too. It was a text.
‘hi k. c-in m tomoz. 4t u mite cum 2. luv R’
I assumed it was Rosey. I tried replying using something called predictive text.
‘Hell raspberry. Watch yolk massage abort? I did nut undertake it. Plaice cool me. Key.’
It was worse than the one I got from her! Fortunately, a couple of minutes later she called me on my landline!
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