One hundred words..

for Friday Fictioneers

 

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ae2937600d94251617ac54237d0898f8I love queues! The longer the better. Why? Because I make money from them!   I sing and I dance, I hold out my hand and collect cash!

I worked a massive queue today.  It was the wettest day for ages so I wore my suit and hat, clutched an umbrella and performed my party piece over and over again – Singing in the Rain.

Leaping in puddles Gene Kelly style was not appreciated by everybody, but I had fun and made a bob or two.

It’ll be hot and sunny tomorrow.   I’ll dig out my mankini, grab my ironing board and sing Surfin’ USA!

 

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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and Na’ama Yehuda for the photo.

 

Prod the frog to join in the fun!

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85 thoughts on “One hundred words..

  1. rochellewisoff's avatar rochellewisoff September 25, 2019 / 12:40

    Dear Keith,

    A busker in the rain. Loved this. Although the vision of the mankini and surf board? I’ll pass. Love the musical frog.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  2. ceayr's avatar ceayr September 25, 2019 / 13:47

    I’m shudderin’ in the sunshine…

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 25, 2019 / 17:27

      Thanks Susan. It was the second thing that came into my head – I always dismiss the first!

  3. Tannille's avatar Tannille September 25, 2019 / 15:12

    I can imagine this story. Turn any weather in a fortune. And if it storms he can dress in leather and sing Riders on the Storm 😀.

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 25, 2019 / 17:29

      Great idea, I’ll suggest it to him! Thanks, Tannille.

  4. Iain Kelly's avatar Iain Kelly September 25, 2019 / 15:43

    I think I would prefer Singin in the Rain to the Mankini!! 🙂

  5. Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda September 25, 2019 / 15:54

    I had to see what Mr. Froggy would be doing! Jangling them coins, I see! 🙂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 25, 2019 / 17:31

      There’s nothing he wouldn’t try Na’ama! He asked me to croak a thank you for the picture.

      • Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda September 25, 2019 / 17:47

        🙂 Thanks! Also, I realize I didn’t say anything about the story you wrote — as usual, it was fab! I shouldn’t have taken it for granted, though – it’s good! 🙂

      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 26, 2019 / 10:09

        No need Na’ama, the fact you visited it is quite sufficient! Thanks so much.

      • Na'ama Yehuda's avatar Na'ama Yehuda September 26, 2019 / 14:27

        Glad to visit! 🙂

  6. Christine Goodnough's avatar Christine Goodnough September 25, 2019 / 19:47

    A delightful take on the prompt as always. You could vary a bit with “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head,” but for the sunny days better go with a bottle of Rosee and “I’ve Got Sunshine Wine.”
    On the other hand, people might pay you to leave if you started “Surfin’ USA.” And there’s always the danger of men in white jackets appearing. 😉

  7. pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 September 25, 2019 / 22:27

    good one Keith. Still trying to work an angle for mine………..

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 26, 2019 / 09:57

      Thank you. I see you’ve come up with something now.

      • pensitivity101's avatar pensitivity101 September 26, 2019 / 10:28

        🙂 Took a while Keith.

  8. msjadeli's avatar msjadeli September 25, 2019 / 22:55

    You had me laughing out loud on that one. Mankini and an ironing board, eh? LOL

      • msjadeli's avatar msjadeli September 26, 2019 / 23:26

        You are very welcome, Keith.

  9. Mike's avatar Mike September 25, 2019 / 23:32

    I really enjoyed your take on the prompt, bravo

  10. Dale's avatar Dale September 26, 2019 / 03:13

    Singin’ in the Rain is fabulous… Surfin’ USA might be best in boxers 😉
    So much fun.

      • Dale's avatar Dale September 26, 2019 / 14:38

        I admit to being a tad leery as those things are very unforgiving and look like shite on men in general!!

      • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 26, 2019 / 16:14

        Oh, I don’t know. Actually you could be right!

      • Dale's avatar Dale September 26, 2019 / 16:56

        Ummm. Yeah.

  11. Reena Saxena's avatar Reena Saxena September 26, 2019 / 06:56

    Excellent take! It is always business season for some…

      • Bernadette Braganza's avatar Bernadette Braganza September 26, 2019 / 12:31

        Ah… Maybe that’s how they came up with the saying, ‘it’s raining money’.

  12. Joe Owens's avatar Joe Owens September 26, 2019 / 12:01

    This sounds like an Opportunistic Entrepeneuer! Make lemonade with your lemons, nice direction Keith.

  13. draliman's avatar draliman September 26, 2019 / 12:57

    Mankini? Oh lordy! Fun!

  14. Liz Young's avatar Liz Young September 26, 2019 / 15:15

    I want to see a photo of you in that get-up!

  15. Fatima Fakier's avatar Fatima Fakier September 26, 2019 / 16:21

    Ha ha ha! Oh that mankini… people might start handing him money to cover it up!

  16. JoHawkTheWriter's avatar JoHawkTheWriter September 26, 2019 / 16:26

    Very entertaining. Good thing we caught the rainy day rendition.

  17. bearmkwa's avatar bearmkwa September 26, 2019 / 19:07

    Love this street hawker tale. I can just picture him, suit and all dancing in the rain. I might join him if it would mean we’d get some rain. Yesterday’s paltry mist was hardly enough. Next seven days forcast sun and 90’s temps. UGH!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 27, 2019 / 09:23

      We’ve had more rain here this week than we have done for ages! Could you send me some sunshine please? !!!

      • bearmkwa's avatar bearmkwa September 27, 2019 / 15:51

        I’d gladly trade you a day or two of rain for sunshine and heat…it’s back to the 90’s and dry for the week. UGH… it’s usually upper 60’s by this time of year here in Kentucky, USA.

  18. theministryofshrawleywalks's avatar theministryofshrawleywalks September 26, 2019 / 21:02

    That was going so well until the Mankini image popped into my head, thanks a lot!!

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 27, 2019 / 09:19

      You just wait til you see it! It’s ..erm.. interesting!

  19. larry trasciatti's avatar larry trasciatti September 27, 2019 / 00:38

    Nice..and you’re ready for all kind of weather too. I too, could have done without the mankini

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 27, 2019 / 09:17

      I’m beginning to have second thoughts! Cheers Larry.

  20. Girl in Niagara's avatar Girl in Niagara September 27, 2019 / 04:29

    Hahaha. Good one. Can’t wait for surfer girl.

  21. Nobbinmaug's avatar Nobbinmaug September 27, 2019 / 06:51

    Mankini! Hahaha!

    Good one. Some people can turn any situation into a money-making opportunity. I wish I could be one of them.

  22. Esha's avatar Esha September 27, 2019 / 07:22

    That was quite an entertaining piece of flash fiction, Keith! Loved it.

    Cheers,
    Esha

  23. Colline's avatar Colline September 27, 2019 / 12:02

    A busker who is definitely versatile!

  24. James McEwan's avatar James McEwan September 27, 2019 / 12:51

    Uplifting and fun. I love the optimism and opportunists. Well done.

  25. granonine's avatar granonine September 27, 2019 / 14:44

    I don’t want to see anyone in a man-kini. It would ruin the music for me 🙂

    Great story, Keith. Keep on singin’ in the rain!

  26. plaridel's avatar plaridel September 28, 2019 / 03:11

    rain or shine, a positive attitude always works.

  27. Shweta Suresh's avatar Shweta Suresh September 29, 2019 / 04:53

    I’ve got a feeling people are handing his money just so that he’ll do away with the mankini! 😂

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings September 29, 2019 / 08:47

      You need something to cheer you up when queuing in the rain! Regrettably, I was neither in nor entertaining the queue in your story! Thanks, Natasha.

  28. Laurie Bell's avatar Laurie Bell September 30, 2019 / 12:33

    I think I prefer the singing in the rain gig! Haha. Fun piece

  29. patriciaruthsusan's avatar patriciaruthsusan October 1, 2019 / 11:44

    I loved this piece, Keith, frog and all. I was laughing out loud. I had to look up mankini. 😀 — Suzanne

    • Keith's Ramblings's avatar Keith's Ramblings October 1, 2019 / 22:09

      I hope you weren’t too shocked with what you found! Thanks so much for your kind words Suzanne

      • patriciaruthsusan's avatar patriciaruthsusan October 17, 2019 / 13:27

        It takes more and more all the time to shock me these days. 😀 — Suzanne

  30. Sascha Darlington's avatar Sascha Darlington October 1, 2019 / 21:52

    Ha! Thanks for the laugh. Would love to see the reactions to that last image. 😀

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