for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Delicate, and the limit is 106 words.
‘Excuse me, sir, your erm…your…thing…’
‘What thing Madam?’
‘Your…doo-dah is erm…’
‘Spit it out lady’
‘Well, it’s somewhat delicate’
‘What is for goodness sake?’
‘I can see your…erm….’
‘Speak up woman, I can barely hear you’.
‘I don’t wish to attract attention to… it’.
‘It? What it?’
By now their imbroglio had mustered considerable interest. Some looked on and pointed, some covered their mouths to muffle their chortles. Others adopted a perturbed countenance whilst scurrying past, eyes shielded.
He glanced down attempting to ascertain what was enticing so much attention.
Buttoning up his fly, he strode off.