I’m very late. I need to cross the road but it’s so busy. There must be a gap in the traffic soon. Come on, come on…
Ah, a tunnel under the road. I’ll use that. There are lots of steps. Whoops, nearly tumbled. So many people. I’ll weave in and out. Excuse me, excuse me…
It’s like a rabbit burrow down here. Excuse me miss, sorry sir, coming through, ouch, sorry. Not that I’ve been down a burrow of course! This tunnel’s going on forever. Poor rabbits, living in a place like this. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Oh, a crossroads…cross tunnel? Whatever. Which way? Left, right, straight …err, left.
I never thought I’d feel sorry for rabbits. Except for the one I ate! Excuse me, stand clear, I’m coming through! It wasn’t even a nice rabbit stew, it had a hare in it!
A corner, another corner, run rabbit, run rabbit, run run run. Two rabbits robbed a bank – Bunny and Clyde!
At last. Up we go two steps at a time. Ouch! Up we go ONE step at a time… and…daylight!
Oh. I’m back where I started. I’m very late. I need to cross the road…..
Sunday Photo Fiction is hosted by Susan who also provided the picture.
Loved your take on Alice’s rabbit. And so punny! Thanks for the chuckles this morning.(evening by your time)
Pleased to have been of service Christine!
You packed the groans in this week, Keith!
I tried! Cheers CE
Funny. Punny. Groan. I hate rabbits. Spend half my time chasing them out of the yard. Now, if I could lure them into a tunnel…..
Better get your spade out! Thanks, Denise.
“I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.” -Bugs Bunny
Well spotted James! I wondered if anyone would get the connection!
Another string of wry smiles Keith, cheered up my Sunday in work 🙂
Thanks so much Iain
Very punny my dude. Nice!
Haha! Now you are at it too! Cheers Larry
LOL! Very punny tail….
A rabbit’s tail! Thanks, Donna.
Sounds like he has almost as bad a time crossing the road as the squirrels here!
So do chickens but that’s another story! Thanks, Mimi.
Moral of the story: Never take the subway when you’re in a hurry. (They should consider hanging maps there).
Now there’s an idea! Thank you Bernadette
Oh, rabbits! Alice misses you so much.
I’m sure she does! Thanks, Reena.
Oh I enjoyed this Keith!
Comments such as yours make it all worthwhile! Thanks
You’re welcome!
Hi Keith … made me laugh – ‘wun wabbit wun’ … lots around here … cheers Hilary
I had a laugh writing it Hilary! Thanks so much