for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Bequeath and the limit, 85 words.
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My friend Rosey walked into the pub with a strange feathery thing on her head.
What’s that? I asked stifling a fit of giggles.
‘Duh, it’s a hat stupid. It was in the box of stuff Gran left me in her will’.
It did look remarkably like the unfortunate pheasant I saw squashed by the roadside that morning.
‘A bereavement bequeathment’ I joked somewhat unwisely.
‘Not funny’ Rosey said, ‘but the frilly undergarments she left me are. Wanna’ peep?’
‘No’, I shouted covering my eyes!
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Some things are best unseen, if the hat’s anything to go by!!
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I’m sure you’re right Dora!
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Just the thought of Rosey’s unmentionables has me covering my eyes, Keith!
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Can’t say I blame you!
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I saw your title and my first thought was Donald Trump. Then I started reading and thought of my friend’s boyfriend whose toupee looks like roadkill. Thanks for the entertainment.
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Now that’s funny! Cheers Denise.
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A nice funny one. 🙂
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Thanks Bear!
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Haha! This is good.
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Delighted to have amused you Sadje!
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😀
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Heeheehee! We can only imagine the undergarments. Unfortunately, we can imagine them.
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Unfortunately? Mmmm!
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Ha ha.. had a good laugh
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I’m chuffed! Thanks so much.
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Awww c’mon… when else can someone from today see the frillies from yesteryear?
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Very true, I’ve changed my mind Rosey!
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There ya go…
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Dear Keith,
You must learn when to giggle or not to giggle. 😉 Fun piece and graphics as always.
Shalom,
Rochelle
https://rochellewisoff.com/2020/11/08/12142/
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That you must! Thanks so much Rochelle.
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hehe 😀 Nice one Keith!
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Pleased you liked it., thank you!
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A pub-worthy story indeed. Nicely done humor, Keith.
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I heard a few of those during my years a a pub landlord! Thanks Bill.
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