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How nice of Sandy and Claud to invite me.
“Ours is the house beside the stream with a Christmas tree outside”.
Unfortunately, I chose the wrong side of the stream and plodded through mud and muck rather than using a footpath. I got splattered and splashed as I slipped and slid. An on-looking duck thought I was quackers!
With the welcoming tree in sight, I crossed the stream. It was unexpectedly deep, but I made it.
I rang the bell.
“Hello, who are you?” asked a bemused lady as I made a mess of her doorstep.
It was the wrong house.
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Dale for the photo.
Prod Froggie to join in the fun!
I hope she invited him in at least to dry himself
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…or a shower even!
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Hopefully she steered him in the right direction!
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I’d like to think so! Cheers, Dawn.
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Oh nooooo
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Unfortunately yesssss!
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😂😂😂
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oh, hahahahaha
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Cheers Beth!
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Oh dear, a few too many mulled wines before setting off. I hope the lady let him dry off. A bit of seasonal fun, almost Vicar of Dibbly humour…
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Vicar of Dibley – sorry wrong spelling, it must have been the non-alcoholic pre-breakfast tipple.
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You’ve reminded me of when she fell into the pothole – one of the greatest TV comedy moments of all time! RIP Emma Chambers aka Alice Tinker.
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Moments can be magical, like the brown and sticky joke. It is a stick.
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Dear Keith,
To quote Chief Dan George, “Some days the magic works and some days it doesn’t.” Fun story. Poor muddy froggy.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Very true Chief! I’ll get Froggie cleaned up in time for next week’s FF!
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Reminds me of the GPS telling me I had arrived at my destination. I was in the middle of the freeway.
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Haha, I’ve ended up in some odd places too!
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Heeheehee!
❤
David
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Just the reaction I hoped for, thanks, David.
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And the moral of that story is… Oh, it will come to me sometime.
Great take on the prompt–and a neat prompt pic from Dale. Houses very Quebecois, with their dormer windows. 🙂
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Absolutely so! I’m sitting at my desk in a dormer right now, my pad’s very Quebecois too!
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Ha! 🙂
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Maybe he was not meant to go to that invitation 🤔
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A good point, Suzette!
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Whoops!
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Summed up in one word!
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An on-looking duck thought I was quakers!
Loved this 🙂
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I’m really pleased. Thanks so much, Reena!
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An inevitable outcome, I suppose. Great fun, as always.
Just a note: the ducks thought your MC had gone “quakers”– I read “quaker” like Quaker Oatmeal. You need a “c” between the a and the k–quack like a duck. And please forgive my inner English teacher. Sometimes she just won’t be restrained 😦
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Thanks so much for pointing out my missing C, Linda! Sometimes, no matter how often you proofread a piece, mistakes go unnoticed! Duly corrected.
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Well he is a frog! (looking at your graphic) Happy Holidays, Keith. I’ve enjoyed your stories all year long, including this one.
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That’s true! He should be used to a bit of mud!
Thank you so much for your kind words Lisa, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate them.
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My pleasure, Keith ❤
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That was amusing for sure. He must have been quite a sight when she answered the door.
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I can only imagine! Thanks so much, Tessa.
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To think that there was more than one house with a Christmas tree outside. Poor guy. Great fun.
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I don’t think that occurred to him! Cheers!
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I think he needs a hot toddy just about now. Maybe the bemused lady will turn out to be something more than just the wrong house.
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I’d like to think she took pity on him! Thanks, Dora.
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Oh, dear! That would be my luck.
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Oh no, not you too, Mimi!
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Not what they expected to see at their front door.
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Too right, Danny!
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That’s pretty bad when ducks think you’re quackers!
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Indeed it is! Cheers Tannille.
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Don’t you just hate when that happens?!?
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Absolutely! Cheers, Nancy.
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Anther fine fix you’ve gotten yourself into, Keith. Or, Sandy and Claud do not like you. Or, maybe this is Sandy’s Mum. Fun story, Keith.
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Maybe all of the above Bill! Cheers.
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Maybe so.
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Poor fella. Hope it got better after that.
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I’d like to think so!
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Hahaha – great take on the visual 🙂
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That’s so kind of you, thanks.
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Anyone can make a mistake. Hopefully not get too muddy doing it, though.
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An easy mistake to make!
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Very funny and thoroughly enjoyable! Love the Santa hat too.
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Thanks for your lovely comment!
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Hahaha! Poor bugger, had he known, he could have walked a bit more and found the overpass 😉
Love the Christmassy pic!
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Now, why didn’t I think of that?!!
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Coz you wouldn’t have had your wonderful story!
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This was hilarious, Keith. Love the froggy. Have a Merry Christmas 🙂
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Thank you so much!
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ooops! 🙂
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Indeed!
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great fun story Keith. All the best.
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Thanks, Susan.
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The audio brings this fun story to life, with great voices. Haha, wrong house, bummer! Nicely done, Keith, as always.
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I’m so pleased you liked it, thanks so much.
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You are welcome 🙂 BTW…this year I am going to try hard to reply much sooner to comments!!
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