Groan!

Keith's Ramblings

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My mate’s a great singer, he’s got perfect pitch. 

I once suggested that with a gift like that he’d be good at baseball, but he didn’t see the funny side of it. 

He’s training to be a tenor and he’s already made it to nine, hopefully, an opera-tunity will come along soon!

His friend Freda is a professional soprano with an incredible vocal range, in fact on a scale of A to G she’s F sharp!

I asked if he fancied dating her and he said no because with her it’s ‘me-me-me’ all the time.

My local church is looking for singers, I might just en-choir within!

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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting. 

41 thoughts on “Groan!”

  8. coalblack Dec 8, 2022 / 18:42

    Too funny. The me-me-me had me rolling.

    –Shay/Fireblossom in WP clothing

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  11. Frank Hubeny Dec 8, 2022 / 20:48

    It took me a while to link “perfect pitch” and “baseball”, but after I did all I can say is very well done!

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  15. Spira Dec 9, 2022 / 08:39

    Every time you open the Pundora box is a treat, Keith!

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  16. Dawn Dec 9, 2022 / 12:26

    Very punny, Keith! Thanks for starting my Friday with a smile 💞💞💞

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  17. Margaret Schaff Bednar Dec 10, 2022 / 00:50

    Cleverly done!

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  19. Liz H Dec 11, 2022 / 21:37

    Oh my God, stop already! 😂😂❤
    I need to catch my breath from laughing, Keith!

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