For Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Bandage
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I thought I’d go to the fancy-dress party as an Egyptian ‘Daddy’.
I wrapped myself from head to toe in yards of bandage with just a gap for my eyes and a little hole for a drinking straw.
It was all going well until I wanted to use the toilet which was when I realised I hadn’t thought it through properly!.’
Ha Ha needed more planning.
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Indeed!
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Whoops!
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About right!
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😀😀
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Just the expression I was hoping for!
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well…..
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…..well!
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Oh no! Hilarious story Keith. Love the change fry mummy to daddy. 😂😃😃
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I’m happy you liked it, Sadje!
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👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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HI Keith – my Mum did that in real life … she was fundraising in Penzance/Newlyn where she lived … should you wish to see her skeletonised up see … 31 Oct 2019 ‘Halloa Halloween … Memento Mori’ … fun photos to have of my Ma – so can totally relate to your story! Cheers Hilary
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I’ve just taken a look, Hilary, what an incredible costume!
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LOL. I recently read a book that mentioned that in Victorian times women did not wear underpants because the fit of the tight corset, that came down past the hips, would not allow for their removal for toilet visits. Who knew?
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I learn something new every day!
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“The best laid plans of mice and man…” There’s usually something we didn’t factor in. Well told in 61 words.
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Don’t I just know it! Thanks, Christine.
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Very good but I missed your dulcet tones!! 🙂
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Unfortunately, time was not on my side, but fear not, normal service will be resumed!
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That would be a problem!
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Just a wee one!
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Operation Daddy was a dud!
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No doubt about that!
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That’ll be a mistake you’re unlikely to repeat, eh?
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Too right Ron!
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I have faced the costume disrobing challenge several times. I never learned to leave a flap in the back. Fun story, Keith.
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Hopefully, you’ll never learn the hard way, Bill!
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Is there another way? 🙂
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Now you come to mention it….!
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Gives a new meaning to the term “party pooper.”
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Now you come to mention it!
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Fun, thank you Keith. Wishing you a pleasant Sunday.
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Thanks, to you also Susan.
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