for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Opera.
.
‘
.
He’s a Pavarotti tribute act, calls himself Pavanotti! Dressed in a black suit with a cushion stuffed inside his shirt to make himself more portly, he belts out operatic arias, handkerchief in hand like the great man himself.
He loves a huge audience, so he always busks on a Saturday, the market’s busiest day.
Actually, he’s more of a niner than a tenor. His Nessun Dorma is a near disaster and his Traviata, a travesty but at least he tries.
I’m told he’s considering a change and becoming a rapper act called Kanya Guess. Yeezus! *
.
*I’m reliably informed (thanks Wiki) that’s the name of a certain person’s best-selling album!
and he’s certainly having his share of problems recently…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Can’t blame him for having a go though!
LikeLike
“operatic areas” Ha! Does that mean he’s somewhere in the ball park?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha, it could well do, but actually, I made a spelling error!!!
LikeLike
Aw.. spoiled my speculations. 😉
And WP is still being a pain Wish I knew what its issue is.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha…”a niner!” A rapper! Shall we say that’s a wrap to his singing career🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think we can agree on that!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Indeed, yes😊👍
LikeLike
Loved this Keith
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m pleased, thanks Di!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re welcome
LikeLike
I hope he does well in his new career
LikeLiked by 1 person
They do say the only way is up!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hopefully 🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha great as always!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks so much!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahahahahaha–this is Too Good, Keith!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Just the response I hoped for! Cheers, Leyde.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You typically write “laugh medicine” for me–and I’m very grateful!
LikeLike
This is cute. It reminds me of the time my dad sang in the local college’s production of Carlo Minati’s The Medium. He couldn’t sing opera worth a darn, but they couldn’t find anyone else in our community or in the college’s student population to fill the role. So, what could they do? Thank you for sharing.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good for him for accepting the role, embarrassing for you though I guess!
LikeLike
Heeheehee! It sounds as though he needs a new line of work.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I wouldn’t want to be the one to tell him!
LikeLike
Haha! What a tribute act 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
More of an insult than a tribute!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha ha ha ha ha!! I’d still go and see him! 😀
Enjoyed this, as ever, Keith 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Being bad can be very good when it comes to entertainment! Thanks Sunra
LikeLiked by 1 person
Another fun take on the prompt. Well done, Keith.
LikeLike
Thanks so much, Bill!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Fantastic wit, Keith!
❤
David
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks David!
LikeLike