A hundred words…

Keith's Ramblings

for Friday Fictioneers

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Keep it to yourself,  but John told me that Sam told him that…

     Pour me some wine, please.

There you are. Sam told him…

     No, not red, white.

John said that Sam said that Julie is going to…

     Second thoughts, I will have white.

Make your mind up! Julie is…

     Could you pass me the salt, please?

Okay, Julie’s going to…

     Thanks. Actually, I could do with some pepper too.

Here. Where was I?

     You said John said Sam said Julie’s going to…then you stopped!

Oh, forget it. Pour me some wine. Not red, white.  Pass the pepper. Salt…

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48 thoughts on “A hundred words…”

  1. rochellewisoff Jul 20, 2022 / 11:45

    Dear Keith,

    A condimental halt to gossip. Well done. Pass the salt please. Thank you.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  3. beth Jul 20, 2022 / 11:54

    probably a better way to go, a good sip wine instead of gossip

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  5. Anita Jul 20, 2022 / 12:09

    Julie’s story is a secret thankfully now!
    Perhaps it will be shared to the world after a couple of drinks! 🙂

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  6. hilarymb Jul 20, 2022 / 14:19

    HI Keith – I’d be befuddled too … cheers as long as I have some wine in hand! Hilary

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 20, 2022 / 16:59

      It’s important to get one’s priorities sorted out first! Cheers, Hilary.

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  9. Michael Jul 20, 2022 / 15:17

    I think that I will not be joining this pair, I will have a tall glass of water instead, pleased pass the lemon slices…

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  10. Sandra Jul 20, 2022 / 15:35

    Yes, there are some friends like that. Still, pass the wine.

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  11. Sandra Jul 20, 2022 / 15:37

    Uh, lost my post. Or maybe I didn’t. Anyway, as I was saying, there are friends like that. I avoid them like the plague.

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  12. Iain Kelly Jul 20, 2022 / 19:21

    But what did Sam say that John said that Julie said? This reminds me of an evening listening to my my in-laws! 🙂

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  13. Christine Goodnough Jul 20, 2022 / 21:23

    Oh, I hope she doesn’t! It’ll probably be a terrible mistake…whatever it is. I can tell by the tone of his voice. 😉

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  15. Dale Jul 20, 2022 / 23:10

    Yanno… I’m going to have to try that tactic the next someone wants to fill my ear with gossip!

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  16. plaridel Jul 20, 2022 / 23:38

    a few more drinks and i’m sure he’d be back in business. 🙂

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  17. GHLearner Jul 21, 2022 / 11:40

    But the world wants to know what John said about what Sam said about what Julie was going to… at lieast I do, when I stop laughning.

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  18. granonine Jul 21, 2022 / 14:34

    Reminds me of some people I know, with him it is impossible to complete a sentence.

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  19. Bill Jul 21, 2022 / 14:54

    “Try to focus, Darling.”
    Back to Keith’s humor rumor stories. Well done, old boy. 🙂

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  21. poetisatinta Jul 22, 2022 / 09:12

    😂 Have you got our house bugged- sounds just like a conversation in our kitchen!! 🥂

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  22. James McEwan Jul 22, 2022 / 13:09

    Not listening, not interest, gossip is like that. However, if he had started with, ‘guess what they said about you?’

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  23. draliman Jul 22, 2022 / 14:35

    What’s Julie gonna do? What?! What?!

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  24. msjadeli Jul 23, 2022 / 01:26

    That’s one way to stifle gossip — and to drive someone to drink! Entertaining tale, Keith 🙂

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