for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is…
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William and Willamena had much in common, she was sure it was God’s Will they’d be joined in Holy Matriarchy.
Whilst strolling in the park William dropped to one knee.
“Alright?” she asked assuming his dodgy joints were playing up.
“Of course”, he huffed, whilst rummaging through his pockets. “You are the centre of my universe, the cherry on my cake, my omphalos”.
“Your om what?” she spluttered.
“My omph…”
“I’m, your belly button? By the way, you’ve knelt on something”.
“What?”
“Ompheces. Dog poo!”
Somewhat omphortunate, but she said yes!
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Well played, Keith. Love the little ompheces illustration to go with your post. Great take on the prompt.
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Much ompreciated Britta!
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😂🤣😂
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Oma really enjoyed this! “Ompheces” LOL! And I’m happy Willamena said yes.
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I’m pleased you enjoyed it and phleased for the W’s too! cheers Michael.
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You always manage to makes these stories fun. Thanks
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Thanks, Sadje. I find writing fun stories such…fun! I come up with a serious one now and again just to assure myself I can still do it!
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You’re welcome!
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Heeheehee! Excellent playing with words.
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In my mind, that’s what they are there for!
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Of course, this is Keith’s blog. Humor lives here. Even when love is on the poo. 🙂
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That’s really kind of you Bill, thank you!
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This was a fun read, Keith 🙂
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Delighted to have amused you!
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Oh, this is great fun. Thank you Keith.
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Very kind of you, thanks so much!
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