for Six Sentence Stories where the given word is Control.
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I have a love-hate relationship with my television’s remote control, I’m convinced it has a mind of its own.
I press this and it does that, I press that and it does this, and too often something unexpected pops up on the screen or the telly switches off.
Admittedly I do have sausage-like fingers which means I often stab two or more buttons at once, they really should make them larger to suit everybody not just people with skinny digits.
It’s got voice control, but I prefer using the buttons, it goes without saying!
Talking of buttons, there are so many of them, and I don’t know what half of them are supposed to do; PVR, EPG, Event list, Soundbase … what?
I’m told that when the inventor of the remote control passed away they found his body between the cushions on his sofa – the old jokes are the best!
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Thanks to Denise at GirlieOnTheEdge for hosting.
Keith's Ramblings 
Those things have a mind of their own, i’m sure of it!
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Don’t I know it?
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Pesky remote control. I’m always losing mine.
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They love to play hide and seek!
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😂
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That’ll do nicely!
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When my grandson Charlie was about four, he got hold of the remote and somehow managed to get into the settings and switch to Spanish language and subtitles. I was totally flummoxed and had to call tech help to reset it. Then again, maybe gremlins in the remote did it.
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Haha, that’s so funny! It could just have been playing games with Charlie!
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That sounds like the problem I have with my phone. Talking to machines can even be more confusing that looking for the right buttons.
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…especially when it misunderstands you! Cheers, Frank.
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Ha Ha ! Did you know he invented it because he was childless? 😉
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I learn something every day – I think!
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🤣
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love the joke!
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Thanks, Beth. I popped a pun in the middle, but I think it’s gone unnoticed!
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Hilarious…And they are making smaller buttons on the remotes these days to add more features…
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They are, but I just use a few!
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Excellent👍
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Only one thing for it. Keep a child in a cage in the corner for emergency use. 😉
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No need for an unsightly cage, Doug, just nail one of their feet to the floor.
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Circular argument really. 😉
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Excellent ideas, they come in useful for all things technological!
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Haha!
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Cheers, Sadje.
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👍🏼
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Such fun today at Storyteller Keith’s!
The frustrations generated by what should be a simple electronic device! Aagh!
Love the wrap up 🤣
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Delighted to have amused you, Denise, thanks so much
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Ba Rum Bump! (the cushions joke)
I too refuse to drink the Kool Aid of talking to my remote…
The button I wear out first, not surprisingly is the Mute button… and, for unknown reasons, I play with the volume control way more than I should
“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
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Living the single life, I do sometimes have a chat with my remote. I too use the mute and volume buttons constantly!
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Buttons bad, voice worse.
I’m reminded of the YouTube video of two Scots guys in voice-operated elevator.
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I went to YouTube and found it straight away. ‘Eleven’, brilliant!
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You people have voice operated remotes??? 😲
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You bet we do, wouldn’t be without it!!
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What will they think of next…?🤔
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I love voice-activated remotes most of the time. My fingers are a bit on the sausage side too 😀
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Me too, far easier than button-fumbling!
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Dearest Keith,
I hope you will forgive me, but I just couldn’t resist! 😇
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I don’t need to forgive you, I need to thank you! You continued my tale perfectly.
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Thank you Keith! I made an audio file to go with it but can’t seem to upload it here. Advice? 😊
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I’m gonna guess the inventor found from snacks between those couch cushions to keep him going until someone dug him out.
Very funny Six…I truly did laugh out loud!
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It’s amazing how much food ends up between cushions! Really pleased you liked it Liz, thank you.
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Great six!
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Thank you so much.
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“It’s got voice control, but I prefer using the buttons, it goes without saying!” Cleverly funny! 😉
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I wondered if anyone would notice that!
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Ah, the universal story of the remote control. You made me laugh.
‘It’s got voice control, but I prefer using the buttons, it goes without saying!’ Nice one!
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One of life’s love/hate relationships – especially when it ignores what I say!
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They do seem to be possessed at times, Keith.
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Mine actually had the nerve to ask for new batteries last night, the greedy little devil!
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Shocking! 🙂
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