Tale time!

Keith's Ramblings

For Sadjes What Do You See picture prompt. .

 

 

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Seven o’clock she said. I arrived at seven-o-five ‘cos they say it’s cool to be fashionably late. So why isn’t she answering her door?

I picked her up some flowers at the petrol station, they are lovely, well, most of them. 

Her profile says she likes diamonds, belongs to clubs, likes gardening and has a warm heart so I bought her a deck of cards!

I  smartened myself up. I ironed my jeans (the scorch mark on my bum hardly shows), combed my hair and even had a shave. Shame I cut myself but the band-aid does make me look like a tough guy.

I’m a highly desirable fella, she should feel really honoured that I chose her. Okay, she was the only one that said yes but she doesn’t need to know that.

I even agreed to have our date on Sunday even though it’s not at all convenient, I normally play Bingo at the community centre on Sundays…

…sorry, did you say something? 

It’s not Sunday? 

It’s Monday? 

Oh…f…f…fiddlesticks!

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Prompt image credit; Caleb Williams @ Unsplash

15 thoughts on “Tale time!”

  1. Gypsie-Ami Offenbacher-Ferris May 2, 2022 / 13:34

    Laughing out loud in the bath … dogs think I’m crazy! Nearly cut myself shaving ….. too funny! Great read Keith! Well done! 😂

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  3. Christine Goodnough May 2, 2022 / 18:11

    Unfashionably late this time, I’m afraid. Delightful wordplay — and your wilting rose touches my callous heart. 😉

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  4. messymimi's meanderings May 2, 2022 / 23:54

    Heeheehee! Oh, dear, he went to all that trouble for nothing And what did he end up doing on Sunday?

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  5. Melanie B Cee May 3, 2022 / 18:40

    😄😃😁😂😅🤣😆 Priceless. But we all do that (see my “Hiatus” post if you doubt it). Great post! 🙂

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  7. ben Alexander May 9, 2022 / 03:58

    I greatly enjoyed this piece, Keith – very humorous!

    ❤
    David

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