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I’m thirsty. I think I’ll have a glass of ice-cold water.
‘Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake, Timothy 5:23. Here endeth the first lesson’.
Okay, wine. Or maybe a beer.
‘Beer to those who are perishing, wine to those in anguish, Proverbs 31:6. Here endeth the second lesson’.
Erm, I’d better have wine then.
‘Wine’s a mocker, beer’s a brawler; whoever’s led astray by them is unwise, Proverbs 24:1. Here endeth the third lesson’.
I’m really confused!
‘A double-minded man is unstable, James 1:8. Here endeth the fourth lesson’.
Oh, shove off, Exodus 10:28.
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Nobody likes a smartarse, especially not one with a biblical quote for every temptation
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Google certainly is a smartarse, I couldn’t have done it without its help! Cheers, Neil.
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Fabulous! 😄
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Aww, thank you!
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You’ve a fine way with words Keith. 👍🏼
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I’m much obliged Ma’am, one tries one’s best!
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👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Haha! I love technology when it decided to argue. Great story, Keith.
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Me too Mason! Thanks so much.
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you’re welcome.
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Absolutely! For those special occasions when few words suffice!
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Quite right! Cheers Ain.
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I loved how this reminded me of Wodehouse stories: Terrific!
Pax,
Dora
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I hadn’t thought of that! Thanks so much, Dora.
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All the better! 🙂
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Great story, Pharaoh!
You give us a humorous exposition of the dangers of taking scriptural quotes out of context. 5 out of 5 thoughtful smiles, Keith.
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Haha! There’s a quote for every occasion! Thanks, Penny.
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Heeheehee! Stay sober and vigilant. (1 Peter 5:8)
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I need to avoid the devil that’s prowling around like a roaring lion!
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He should go back to his first choice. Then..”He shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water. His leaf shall not wither and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.” Psalm 1:2.
As you have demonstrated, it’s possible to come to any conclusion — or complete confusion – taking Bible verses at random. 😉
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Water it is then! The Bible certainly can be a bit contradictory at times. Cheers, Christine.
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The Bible is a great one for thumping others with. Luckily you can also thump back with it. You had me laughing loudly with how you read it. You’re very good at it.
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Indeed you can! Thanks so much for your kind words, Lisa.
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You’re welcome 🙂
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A unique angle, Keith, well done.
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Thank you very much, Sandra.
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I love the humour: He who lives on the mount shares his bread and fish with the multitude. He who lives in the valley drinks wine.
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A delightful quote – I know where I’d rather be!
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Great fun – lovely sideways look at the picture.
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Thanks, Jilly, it’s fun to veer away from the obvious!
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Great fun, Keith.
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Thanks so much Linda.
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Aah the dangers of rampant eisegesis
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Oh, I like that word! It would have made a great title!
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And not a moment too soon! Exodus is right! 😉
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That’s what I thought, I just knew I’d find a suitable quote if I searched!
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Amazing detective work, Keith!
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I rather like being of two minds. It gives me someone to talk to on cold, lonely nights. 🙂 I really enjoyed what you did here, google or not.
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Me too, I get into quite an argument with myself sometimes!
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🙂
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Dear Keith,
There’s cherry picking confusion at its finest. Perfect ending line. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Indeed! I thought he deserved that final quote – “Get out of my sight. Make sure you do not appear before me again”.
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what can i say, even the devil can quote the bible if it suits him. 🙂
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He certainly can, there’s something for everyone!
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You have got me smiling again, good one
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Mission accomplished! Cheers Michael.
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There’s a quote to say anything you like somewhere in the great book!
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Indeed there is! It can be a little confusing.
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I’m sorry, but this is just too funny! (cackling laughter). I’ve seen people use these scriptures to “forgive” themselves for getting wasted and addicted. Great story and stiff reminder to use in moderation and not be a drunkard… That’s in the scripture, too. I just can’t remember the verse address.
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Just do what I did and Google it! I’m delighted you enjoyed it Bear.
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Your erudition is amazing!
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A more flattering comment I could not wish for!
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This was a fine path to damnation, and a very well done one. 😉
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It certainly seems like it! Thanks, Na’ama.
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😀
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How original. You get a number ten from me.
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Wow, thank you Oneta!
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Brilliant! I’m going to be laughing all day. And I think I’ll memorize a couple. You know, for future use.
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You really should! Cheers – if you manage to get a drink!
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that’s out of box imagination.
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I like that! Thank you!
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Very clever! It sounds like Reverend Lovejoy giving advice to Homer about his drinking. The Bible does have a way with contradicting itself.
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I suppose it does!!! Thanks Lisa.
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Love it! Your stories are so entertaining. 🙂
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That’s so kind of you Brenda.
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Wonderful. And a perfect example how you can find proof for everything if you quote it out of context, be it myth or fact.
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Absolutely so! Thanks so much.
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I got a good laugh out of this one. Anyone who reads the Bible and isn’t confused is lying or imbibing all of the above.
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That’s what I thought! Cheers Nobbin.
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Ha! There’s no winning with this guy! Love it!
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Nope! Certainly not someone to go to the pub with!
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Bahaha! Can’t win, am I right?
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Spot on Laurie!
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I was kind of shocked watching a doco and they claimed in the past there were populations of people that only drank alcohol because water was dirty. What iron livers they must have had… and the bible.
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So I believe. I visited an old manor house back in the summer that had a beer cellar for that very reason
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Beer for breakfast everyone, it’s after noon somewhere in the world!
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Too right!
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Maybe your author had better read Ephesians 5:18 and drink vodka instead…
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I’ve just looked it up and I totally agree!
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