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One rule for them, another for us, I’m fed up with them.
Who?
The government.
Oy, you know the rules, no politics in the pub!
Sorry. What did Adam say on December the twenty-fourth? It’s Christmas, Eve!
Hey, we do not discuss religion here.
Sorry. Cold outside tonight.
Oh, don’t go on and on about the weather.
Sorry. Did you hear about the bloke that got caught short running to the loo?
Ay, no toilet humour.
Sorry. I’d offer you a drink, but that would probably be wrong too.
I thought you’d never ask.
What? I thought you didn’t tolerate sarcasm!
Sorry.
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Lisa Fox for the photo.
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Revenge is sweet
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That’s what I always say! Cheers Neil.
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Haha! Good one.
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Chuffed you like it Sadje!
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My pleasure
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Nice one, Keith. Love the way to get out of making tea.
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Or buying a beer in his case! Cheers Mason.
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Absolutely, cheers, Keith.
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Ha! Yes…that is what happens…
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For some, sadly so!
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Fun!
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Cheers Di!
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Oh, the sweet taste of revenge! Nice one, Keith.
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Absolutely! Thanks, Jenne.
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Haha! That had me grinning, Keith.
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…as I hoped it might! Thanks, Penny.
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I think “Sorry” got the upper hand in this conversation! You can rule out everything else, but NOT sarcasm. Not in a pub. Great read, Keith!
Pax,
Dora
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I think you’re right Dora! Cheers.
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Heeheehee! Precious little to talk about these days, isn’t there.
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Just the same few topics, over and over again! Thanks, Mimi.
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Such a cute story and conversation. It comes to life as you read it. Cheers, Keith!
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Thanks so much Lisa!
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You’re very welcome, Keith.
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Too funny, I love the dialogue.
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I’m pleased! Thanks so much.
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Dear Keith,
There’s just no pleasing some people, is there? Love the dialogue and I love hearing you read it. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Very true Rochelle! Delighted you enjoyed it.
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Nice one!
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Thanks so much, Liz.
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Not much left to talk about, is there?
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Not a lot! Cheers, Linda.
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https://gypsieswritingmusingsquotesgripes.com/2021/12/02/sorry-im-not-sorry/
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A sorry story indeed.
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Always hope for a happy ending …..
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This must be one of those pubs located in the church basement. Funny story, Keith.
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Could well be Bill!
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where’s the world going to? soon there’ll be nothing more to talk about. 🙂
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That’s exactly what was in my mind when I wrote it! Cheers, plaridel.
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Quite the conversationalist. No talking when there’s drinking to be done!
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It’s all a matter of priorities! Cheers Ali.
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