Seventy one words …

Keith's Ramblings

for Sammi’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the given word is Paradox and the limit, 71 words.

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bg-2‘Hey, look’.

‘What?’ 

‘There are holes in my cheese’.

‘Yes Rosey, it’s Swiss cheese’.

‘That’s unfair’.

‘Why?’

‘Because, the more holes there are, the less cheese I get’.

 ‘Well, no, because …’

‘Yes, the bigger the lump of cheese the more holes there are, duh!’

‘Well, okay but …’

‘So the more cheese there is, the less cheese there is’.

‘No, erm … yes  but …  I give up!’

Deafening silence.

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If you want to read more stories about My Friend Rosey you’ll find another 60 or so here!

23 thoughts on “Seventy one words …”

  3. Denise Nov 21, 2020 / 15:51

    I love Rosy. I guess Swiss cheese would be a good choice for dieters. No?

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  9. messymimi's meanderings Nov 22, 2020 / 00:11

    Heeheehee! She does have a point. Since the air in the holes does have a weight to it, does this mean a pound of Swiss cheese has less actual cheese than a pound of Cheddar? Now she has me doing it.

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