Deja vu!

Keith's Ramblings

for Friday Fictioneers

If today’s tale seems familiar it’s because I’ve based it on one from three years ago.  I’m a bit pushed for time today as any minute now, Amazon-person will be ringing my bell and handing me a new PC.  I’ll be off-line for a while getting it set up!

 

bubble-cute.bubble-cute

 

Last night my girlfriend bathed in champagne bath oil.  She climbed out all pink and shiny and I  couldn’t resist giving her hot little body a squeeze, but she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!  (Only kidding, it was more of a squeak than a pop)

I fancy bathing in red wine, a cheeky little Claret with a hint of blackcurrant although I’d probably emerge looking like an enormous beetroot.  Perhaps a well-crafted beer would more sensible.

For now, I’ll make do with a squirt of citrus washing-up liquid, and pretend it’s gin and lime!

 

anonymous-kitchen-photoThanks to Rochelle for hosting and to Nonny Mouse for the photo.

Pop Froggie’s bubbles to join in the fun!

bath

57 thoughts on “Deja vu!”

  1. Anita Jul 8, 2020 / 14:02

    Exotic wash 🙂
    It’s all in the mind! Pretending can seem real!

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  2. Tannille Jul 8, 2020 / 14:18

    Aw new toy… they always take time to set up.

    To most women this guy’s bubbles would be sexy. Maybe some clean fun later.

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  5. neilmacdon Jul 8, 2020 / 15:42

    So long as he knows which one to bathe in and which one to drink, no harm done

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  12. msjadeli Jul 8, 2020 / 20:36

    Keith, this made me laugh out loud. Such great visuals. Make me think you were drinking bubbly when you wrote it. The frog is adorable. Congrats on your new PC!

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  13. rochellewisoff Jul 8, 2020 / 22:18

    Dear Keith,

    I’ve reasons for preferring showers to baths. You’ve just given me another. 😉 Bubble and Squeak, eh? Fun stuff.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 9, 2020 / 09:42

      Nothing like a champagne shower! Thanks for giving me an idea for dinner tonight!

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  15. Brenda's Thoughts Jul 9, 2020 / 02:48

    Yes, you must watch out for the porch pirates. I hope you are enjoying your new toy. Funny and very creative story. Beer baths are a thing I’ve heard.

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  16. Dale Jul 9, 2020 / 03:29

    I remember this one!
    Hope your set up is going fine…
    Till then, I shall drink the champagne and soak in the soapy suds…

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  17. Natasha Jul 9, 2020 / 06:30

    I like how you let your imagination run riot!! 🙂
    Good one. All the best with the new PC.
    Make sure you handle it with care, else who knows – pop goes the weasel!

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  18. hilarymb Jul 9, 2020 / 08:58

    Hi Keith – well you’d look like someone we see fairly often – orange tinted .. .take care about that!!

    Enjoy the new pc … good luck with the set up … stay safe – Hilary

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  19. hilarymb Jul 9, 2020 / 10:07

    orange – not a good thought, beetroot, or rose distinctly better … you too take care – H

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  20. ceayr Jul 9, 2020 / 11:05

    This reads as though you’ve already started on the gin, Keith.
    You need to take better care of your ‘girlfriend’!

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:56

      Wart merks you fink thaaat?

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:57

      Oh yes! Thanks so much.

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:58

      That would be my choice! Thanks Draliman.

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  23. wmqcolby Jul 9, 2020 / 23:59

    I would probably be drunk by this time. But, hey, the wine flows like beer — or something like that. Super story, Keith!

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    • Keith's Ramblings Jul 10, 2020 / 08:59

      Absolutely! Pleased you liked it, thanks so much.

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  24. James McEwan Jul 11, 2020 / 08:49

    Beats water any time. This reminded me of Benny Hill’s “The Fastest Milkman in the West”. Bathing his girl friend in milk.

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  26. Sandra Jul 13, 2020 / 11:30

    Happy new PC! Worth toasting if you can get it up and running first time.

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