Park-keeper Pete locked the gate and headed for the pub after a busy day minding the ice rink.
The pub was packed. All eyes turned toward Pete as he entered, holding aloft a clip-board.
He picked up his pint from the bar.
The crowd fell silent.
He took a sip.
‘Come on Pete’, called an onlooker.
He put down his glass.
The atmosphere was electric.
‘Right, now for today’s tally’.
Everyone held their breath.
‘Nine kids had accidents. Broken bones two, sprained ankles seven’ he shouted, ‘which makes Jonny today’s winner!’
‘Yes!’ yelled Jonny.
‘The betting’s now open for tomorrow’s session’, bellowed Pete.
Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and to our friend Dale for the photo.
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Good one!
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First across the line. You win – again!
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Thanks 😉
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Hi Keith – no wonder the ambulances can’t get to other patients … they’re obviously down the ice-rink and then the pub after this story! Fun take though on the image – cheers Hilary
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They didn’t need to visit the pub Hilary, that lot were purely betting on the accident rate at the ice rink that day!
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Sorry – realised that … I meant that ambulances wouldn’t be available for other members of the public – as they were picking up the ice-rink casuaities … and then the medics could go to the pub … but yes I see what you’re saying … cheers H
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Oh right! See what you meant now!!!
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I sensed your story may relate to someone falling on the ice, and you did not disappoint 🙂
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I try never to disappoint Iain! Cheers mate.
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This week alone, three children that I know of fell and hurt their arms in the neighborhood. Perhaps it’s an epidemic? 😉
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Three in a week – it’s obviously catching. You be careful, it could be adults next!
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I have an exemption. 😉 (I better check the expiration date on it, though! ;))
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Dear Keith,
Talk about someone profiting from someone else’s misery! I’ll admit. I laughed. Good one. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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…just as I hoped! Thanks Rochelle.
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Fun take Keith.
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Thankd Di.
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My, that was a fun romp, Keith. I like your new profile pic.
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I’m pleased! Thanks so much.
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You’re very welcome.
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Evil Pete! Love how the whole pub is in on this sweepstake!
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A proper community pub – like the one I ran, although I wouldn’t have gone with this particular gambling event!
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What shocks me is that the parents would let their kids go with such a high accident rate! Fun story.
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Me too, and I wrote it! Cheers Mimi.
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Haha people will bet on anything.
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Indeed they will! Thanks Tannille.
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There’s one winner.
Am sure even after the broken bones, the rest will still join later when they are okay! 🙂
Have a great week!
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Thanks so much Anita.
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I wonder how many Jonny nobbled?
Well, what’s a few broken kids between friends!
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He probly scatters a few obstcles. But kids don’t care, they see plaster casts as trophies!
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Gosh! they will bet on anything and enjoy others pain.
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One person’s pain is another’s gain! Thanks James.
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He’s onto a winner here! Fun!
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He certaily is! Thanks Draliman
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Oy! Keith, you’ve created a blood-thirsty bunch!
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I have, haven’t I? Cheers Linda.
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Ouch! Well, I guess people will always find something to bet on! 😁
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No limits these days! Cheers Sascha
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I guess Pete thinks that the accidents are happening regardless, so he might as well profit. Cracking title, too!
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Absolutely! Thanks Penny.
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it’s a new world indeed. it has come to pass that you can bet on anything these days. 🙂
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People do bet on very odd things! Cheers plaridel.
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That is hilarious!
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Delighted you enjoyed it, thank you.
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Hahaha oh dear, I shouldnt laugh. Well written!
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Oh, go on! Cheers Laurie.
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Good imagination 😀
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Thank you Reena.
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Talk about moonlighting as a bookie!
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A nice little sideline! Thanks Fatima
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Ha! Made me snort with laughter, Keith. A great idea for a story
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I can ask for nothing more! Cheers Lynn.
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My pleasure
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Seriously… he must have someone on the inside making these accidents happen!!
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Some people will bet on anything!
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Very true Russell.
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Too funny, the sad thing I can actually see this happening. 🙂
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A slightly exagerated version of something that probably does go on!
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I have been reading FF for a while and I do enjoy reading everyone’s stories. Confidence is my issue and so I’ve taken the next step and participating, hoping to conquer it. Sorry for the late reply, apart from trying to find enough personal time to read all the stories, I was afraid to switch on my computer for the fact I thought it might explode. Australia is a little crispy right now. 🙂
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I’m so pleased you are joining in. You probably need something to divert your mind from the terrible enents you are witnessing right now. Stay safe.
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A tally with a twist. Nicely done Keith.
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Perfectly put!
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Okay, you had me laughing! Good job.
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Just as I hoped! Thanks so much.
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Dark humor at its finest.
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Thanks Dawn!
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Well I am now glad that I was too late to attend the skating. Or should that be writing🙂
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Hopefully, you were in time for a pint! Cheers. Mike.
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