A pint of words…

for Friday’s Foto Flash Fiction

 

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‘He’s put on weight’.

‘I know’.

‘It’s all that beer he gets through’.

‘Yea, he comes here every day and never has a meal, just pints and pints of beer’.

‘Well, he says that beer is a food’.

‘What? Beer, a food?’

‘Yes. He says if eating makes you fat and beer makes you fat, then it must be’.

‘So he lives on a diet of beer?’

‘Apparently’.

`If he carries on like that he’ll beer today and gone tomorrow!’

‘I see what you did there!’

‘Clever eh?’

‘Yea!’

‘I’m hungry’.

‘Another pint then?

‘Please’.

 

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Our host is Donna B McNicol and the picture is courtesy of Wendy G.

 

Prod the frog to see what others have come up with!

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10 thoughts on “A pint of words…

  1. messymimi's meanderings Jun 29, 2019 / 01:23

    You do know, don’t you, that there was an abbey of monks who used to fast during Lent and drink nothing but beer for 40 days, right?

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