We used to sit side by side in our rocking chairs, swaying like a couple of metronomes. Then one day one of my rockers snapped off. I said she should snap off one of hers, after all, we did everything together like sets of dentures or buttock cheeks. She refused. Backwards and forwards she went while I sat motionless.
The next day I spotted a fallen branch in the park. It may have been a root, but whatever. ‘I could fashion a new rocker from part of that’ I said. ‘Good idea’ she said, so I did. In no time at all, we were rocking together again, although it has to be said my swaying was a little uncomfortable thanks to the lumps and bumps on the piece of dead wood twixt my posterior and the floor. So it came as something of a relief when one evening a rocker ‘unexpectedly’ broke off her chair. Unfortunately, she went hurtling backwards, bashing her head on my favourite bottle of whisky. Thankfully it didn’t smash.
Now we sit perfectly still like a couple of bookends or a pair of old slippers. And the best bit? We no longer keep slopping our wine!
200 words precisely!
Sunday Photo Fiction is hosted by Susan Spaulding. Thanks go to Fandango for the photo.
Glad the wine is no longer being spilled!
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It was such a waste!
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This is rather cute.
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Thanks so much Em
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Oh! The bottle of whisky is intact – awaiting a celebration 😊 of surviving a fall without fractures.
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Exactly! Cheers Reena
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Nice punchline Keith.
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Thanks so much.
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🙂
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Great interpretation of the image … and I’m so glad they’re not slopping their vino … side by side into our latter years … cheers Hilary
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It would be such a waste! Thanks Hilary
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Heeheehee! They sound like quite a pair.
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Made for each other! Cheers Mimi
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Old man wants to have good and bad things dished out equally to both of them. Did he engineer rocker malfunction in his partner’s chair?
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Between you and me…..yes!
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A very clever take and what a sneaky guy. At least his bottle didn’t break and his wine doesn’t slosh.
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I like a happy ending! Cheers Benda
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Clever story from the picture. Nicely done.
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Thanks so much Denise
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This left me smiling. Your analogies are great. And spilled wine is never any good.
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Indeed it’s not! Thanks Susan
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Ha ha ha. To be honest, I’ve never found rocking chairs to be too comfortable, especially for reading. Too much movement.
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Me too. They are quite hard work!
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Wine slopping is unacceptable
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Indeed it is! Cheers KB
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