Hey Peggy, guess what! Well, Jacky from number 582, saw her from 595 sneaking into number 593. There’s obviously something going on. Annie from 610 agrees. Trotting up the road before 593’s wife is barely out of sight isn’t on, is it?
Look, there’s Janet from number 618 – Janet, come here dear, you’ll be interested in this. When I was hanging out my washing I noticed the shed at 597 rocking. I guessed what was happening. Luckily I had my binoculars with me so I peeped through the window. It was quite steamed up, but guess who’s grinning face I saw? Her, yes her from 595, the woman Jacky from 582 saw going into 593.
I’ll warn the newly-wed at 601 to watch her hubby with that Jezebel on the loose. Also 547. Her husband’s got a bit of a roving eye.
Janet, watch your Richard too. I wasn’t going to say anything, but Saturday he goosed me in the shop. Goosed me dear, pinched my bottom. Janet where are you going….oh well.
Shhh, change the subject, it’s her from 592. Hello dear – I say, did you hear what happened in your neighbour’s house the other day?
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Sunday Photo Fiction is hosted by Susan. This week‘s picture is by C.E. Ayr
Ha ha! Keith you are terrific!!
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You say the nicest things, Natasha! Thank you.
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This is great fun! It’s probably not that far from the truth, either, when it comes to gossiping!
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A slight exageration maybe, but close to the truth I’m sure! Thanks Emily.
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That is hilarious. You outdid yourself this week Keith.
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Wow, thank you, Susan!
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Great voice, Keith, very creatively done.
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Thanks for your comment, thanks for your pic!
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Talebearers. Oy.
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Rumourmongers!
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Hi Keith – I bet that goes on in so many places … lovely rendition of ‘what goes on … ‘ cheers and enjoy your hot weather – Hilary
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I’m sure it does! Yes, I’m loving the weather thanks.
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delightful with the street numbers and lots of little details:
hahah to this:
noticed the shed at 597 rocking.
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You saw it too? Then there is definitely something going on! Cheers Prior
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🙂
cheers
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I don’t think I could live in a street like this!
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You may do and just don’t realise it!
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The goings on sound like some of my old neighbors.
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Oh dear! Cheers Denise.
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She’s going to find herself with no one to talk to someday if she keeps up!
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She may well do! Thanks Mimi.
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OMG! I couldn’t solve the puzzle or the numbers game. Who went where?
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Well, 582, saw 595 going to 593 and…..oh, forget it! Cheers Reena
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🙂
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Being prurient 🙂
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You think you live in quite neighborhood… then you get one busy body with binoculars and the next thing you know there are police cars with sirens blaring in the night… with headline news the next day of some sort of ‘sting’.
I like how you ‘addressed’ the situation 😉
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You’ve taken my tale to another level! Thanks for that Jules
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We often have layers we only discover when someone else reads… 🙂
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Ha ha ha. That was as simple as 1 2 3.
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You wouldn’t believe what I heard about him at 123!
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What an interesting street to live on, nicely done Keith
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Interesting indeed! Cheers Michael
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